last night i had a dream that a big, brown, hairy spider was dangling from the ceiling of my bedroom.  I freaked and ran out to find someone to squash it for me.  I found a friend (a girl, no one I know IRL) who came in to rescue me.  By that time the spider had moved and I saw it crawling across my bed and up the wall.  My friend grabbed a small piece of a napkin and squashed it, only she basically just grabbed its fat little body and its long legs were still sticking out, writhing in agony… this sucker was huge, like the size of my hand.  Major creep factor.